Welcome to The Most Awesome Article Ever! Why is it The Most Awesome Article Ever? No ads, no gimmicks, just pure, unfiltered, raw awesome. Gather ’round now!
If you don’t know about Dino-Riders then you definitely aren’t in the Awesome category in life. It was a cartoon series that aired in 1988 and only in 1988 aimed at awesome kids and adults. They cut it to one season because kids that weren’t awesome enough were having issues with adrenaline squirting out of their heads while they watched it – despite the warning before each episode that non-awesome members of the audience should wear a helmet. Clearing a key addition to The Most Awesome Article Ever.
Next up, and a solid entry for The Most Awesome Article Ever, is the poster for the Star Wars Rock Concert that was supposed to be at the end of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi once the Deathstar had been destroyed and the Emperor defeated. But Darth Vader had to die. This poster was drawn during the rehearsals. I’m honestly not sure if the world was ready for this kind of awesome, even in the awesome 80s.
Let’s wrap it up with the thing of some peoples’ nightmares… awesome peoples’ nightmares! A bear with frickin chainsaws for arms. I found this image when I was searching for better choices than guitars and laser guns for arms. That’s it, game over man, game over! However, awesome people would definitely have this for a pet.
I don’t know about you, but my adrenaline is pumping. These images definitely fired up my awesome glands. Or maybe it was the two cans of energy drink I had just before I wrote this article.
That’s it for now. Too much awesome for a single day. Depending on the type of response this gets, I may do another… or even start a series. Thanks for checking out The Most Awesome Article Ever!