Category: Realistic Star Citizen Updates

The Cynical Star Citizen brings you these almost weekly updates after sessions of heavy, self-destructive drinking and day dreaming of being born in the 1500s so he could have lived in the heydays of piracy in the Caribbean. They will be published when he has run out of spiced rum and has accumulated enough give-a-shits to spend the time sifting through the rubble that is news about Star Citizen.